This kind of thing makes me happy to be alive in these crazy ass times: "Pro-Life Group up in Arms over Krispy Kreme's Abortion Doughnuts."
I had considered driving up to Pinole on Inauguration Day, just to waltz into the nearest Krispy Kreme and get me a glazed doughnut. Now, I'm committed to the idea.
In fact, I'm gonna campaign for the idea. Carpool. Caravan. Get as many folks there as possible. And probl'ly buy a bunch of stuff that will make me feel sick.
It seems that rather than being a rather profitable (at the expense of the health of its customers) chain doughnut shop, Krispy Kreme is really a baby-killing, family-hating, godless, liberal tool, um, of the devil.
They're giving out the free Krispy Kreme of "your choice" and therefore, we're all going to hell.
Here's what KK says in their bloodsplattered press release that also says "murder murder murder" when you read it backwards:
"Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Inc. (NYSE: KKD) is honoring American's sense of pride and freedom of choice on Inauguration Day, by offering a free doughnut of choice to every customer on this historic day, Jan. 20. By doing so, participating Krispy Kreme stores nationwide are making an oath to tasty goodies -- just another reminder of how oh-so-sweet 'free' can be."
And now I'll just poach from the article:
"Well, The American Life League noticed the liberal use of the word choice and decided to blast the chain bakery for producing abortion doughnuts.
'The unfortunate reality of a post-Roe v. Wade America is that 'choice' is synonymous with abortion access, and celebration of "freedom of choice" is a tacit endorsement of abortion rights on demand,' the group's president, Judie Brown said in a statement.'"
End of poach.
And end of sanity.
Gotta love those coo-coo catholics.
Gotta love me some KK.